Funeral

[neil]

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when
he noticed a very
unusual funeral procession.A funeral coffin was
followed by a second
one about a 50 feet behind the first.Behind the second
coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a
queue of 200 men
walking in single line.

The man could not stand his curiosity.He approached
the man walking
with
the dog,"I am sorry for your loss,and i know now is a
bad time to0
disturb you,but i've never seen a funeral like this
with so many of
you-walking in single line.Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied"well,the first coffin is for my wife."

The inquisitive man asked"What happened to her?"

The man replied"My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further"Well,who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered"My mother-in-law.she was trying to
help my wife when
the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.

Then the first one asks in excitement"Can i borrow the
dog?"


The man replied "Please join the queue."

[hemanth_saraf]

Good One Neil