How to Identify Cities in India

[susanth.g]

How to Identify Cities in India:

How to identify cities in INDIA?

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks On.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and Quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB.

Scenario 8

two guys fighting. two different political parties people gather there and start fight, close all shops in the vicinity and tell the media coverage that those guys belongs to their parties and try to relate the fight with current government / minister in charge and demand resignation of the minister.
This is definitely Hyderabad lol.

[chikkadu]

haha really gud1

[brahmam_svn1]

Hyderabad is true

[spikar]

hahaha, really good one. hyd is definitely correct.