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    Default Mahabharat questioned (Hindu mythology)

    In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching
    the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
    He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

    Masterji: "Kansa heard the Akashwani that his sister's
    8th child is going to kill him. Kansa furious then ordered
    to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. When the first son is
    born, Kansa kills him by poisoning... second child is born and
    Kansa throws him off the mountain peak...third child is born..."

    Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
    Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused)

    Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have
    doubt in mahabharata then how come you have one?"

    Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th
    child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE
    PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?

    Masterji fainted.........................

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    thaz kool and funny joke man

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    Good one

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    An irrrevarent point of view: Smart joke!!! Maybe Maharishi Vyasa was not upto-date on the "birds & bees" facts when he composed the Mahabharata!!
    No flaming pl.

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    Sorry ,Krishnajanma comes in Bhagavatha not in mahabharata,it seems u have not read both of them and better read them so definitely u came to know why Kansa kept them together in the same jail,and why he not killed them instead,dont make jokes from Hindu mythology with out knowing them fully.

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    thaz kool and funny joke man

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    that's good

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